This really happened......

Scene - Ken's office.

Ken - let's get some busses.

Serf - Ok, how about something like those Routemasters, people like those and they work well in London's small, crowded streets.

Ken - Don't be such an imbecile, get some ugly behemoths that are unwieldy, unsuitable for the capital and catch fire a lot.

Serf - Should we make it so kids can jump on and off for free in the middle, thus annoying the honest fare paying people?

Ken - Good idea, and while you are at it get rid of the existing Routemasters.

Serf - Did you not once say "only a moron would axe the Routemaster"?

Ken - P*ss off.