Stinky

Your sitting comfortably in a nice seat on a not so busy train (wow - since when?) when some 6 foot idiot comes and sits next to you, even asking if its ok. I was brought up with manners so of course I'm going to say yes. Actually its not, there are PLENTY of seats on this train, why are you next to me? And to top it of you smell of stale beer and sweat, Why oh Why do you people do this (you know who you are) I'm sorry all i can think of is 'Perv'