The Richmond Train Conspiracy...

As I while away my youth at Funnersbury Station waiting endlessly for a train. I cannot help but notice that for every district line train going in to town there are 5 or six going to Richmond. Now that's only two stops away, and yet they never come back.

So my question is, what in the name of Jebus are you doing with them all in Richmond? Is there a secret underground train silo, are you hoarding them all for fun, or as I suspect, smashing them to smithereens to help deal with the seriousUnderground train glut.

I want answers and I want them NOW!