Are you sitting comfortably?

THANK GOD FOR THAT!

Don't you worry about me - I am just using these crutches for a laugh. And that especially means you, girl sitting opposite who keeps taking sneaky glances at my leg, then pretending you can't see.

Thanks though to the chap on the central line, who immediately lept up when I got on, but sadly was only going one stop.

It makes me proud to be British.